CONCURS SOUTH PARK THE FRACTURED BUT WHOLE
Update:
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37, 123, 135.
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După cum știți, tocmai ce s-a lansat South Park: The Fractured But Whole. După un pic de agitație creată în culisele NIVELUL2, din care Marco a ieșit câștigător și a devenit iresponsabilul cu review-ul, era să iasă iar un ditamai scandalul când am aflat următoarea veste:
În virtutea mărinimiei prietenilor noștri GameShop.ro și Ubisoft, NIVELUL2, sursa voastră preferată de informații legate de jocuri, vă oferă oportunitatea de a elucida trei dintre cele mai obscure mistere din universul South Park. Cine este Mysterion?
Cine se ascunde în spatele măștii lui The Coon?
Și, cel mai important, cine este geniul malefic niciodată pedepsit de către părinți care execută planuri diabolice sub numele de Professor Chaos?
Tot ce trebuie să faceți pentru a elucida unul dintre aceste mistere este să lăsați un comentariu la acest articol, pe site, cu replica preferată din serialul South Park. Trei cititori norocoși desemnați de site-ul Random.org vor fi răsplătiți cu câte una dintre figurinele Dr. Chaos, Mysterion și The Coon.
Respect our authoritah, participați la concurs!
Și noi care credeam că figurinele sunt pentru noi… Norocoșilor!
Extragerea va avea loc duminică, 22.10.2017.
P.S. Ați înțeles, sper, că trebuie să comentați cu adrese de mail valide 🙂
153 Comments
Cristi
Well, Kyle’s Mom’s a bitch, she’s a big fat bitch,
she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
she’s a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she’s a bitch, on Tuesday she’s a bitch,
and Wednesday to Saturday she’s a bitch,
then on Sunday just to be different she’s a
super King Kamehameha beotch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s Mom,
she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she’s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
she’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch,
aurel
Mr. Garrison: „You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!”
Mihai41
Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America!
Dutulescu Remus
Randy: Waghh! I don’t have any more change! [makes his way through the crowd of bums] Nooo! I don’t have any change! I don’t have any chaaange! [disappears under the sea of homeless people]
Frizzy
Screw you guys, I’m going home!
Catalin
Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! – classic
…bine, preferata mea e legendara balada a domnitei din Stoneberry Hollow.
Coste Lucian
Cartman: „wer musste der juden ausrotten”
ZalanMester
„Kyle’s Mom’s a bitch, she’s a big fat bitch,
she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world”
Robert
Prima replica pe care am vazut-o pe youtube: „How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?”
Desi aceea e tehnic vorbind din film, asa ca din serial as alege o replica din primul episod: „Mom! Kitty’s being a dildo!”
Alex Popovici
„We didn’t listen!!!”
vasir
„They Terk our JerbS!”
Cristian Cojoc
„screw you guys i’m going home”
Sandu Razvan Mihaita
Cartman: Why don’t we all sing, „Kyle’s Mom is a Stupid Bitch” in D-minor? (red2rose2003@yahoo.com)
Ionita Robert
OMG They Kill Kenny!!! You Bastards!
Comygaming
I’m not fat, I’m festively plump.
Bogdan Trofin
1. Kenny McCormick
2. Eric Cartman
3. Butters Stotch
„Screw you guys, I’m gooing hoome!”
Octav
Whassup? Whassup? Crapped on your desk, dawg. What’s up with that?
Miler Cristian
OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!
Stefan
Cartman:WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!
Rogojan Mihail-Alexandru
Mysterion este Kenny McCormick, The Coon este Eric Cartman si Dr. Chaos este Leopold „Butters” Stotch.
Puscasu Vlad
„Screw you guys, I’m going home !” – Cartman
Abnaxus
Eric Cartman
I’ve lost almost ten pounds now. You see what I mean? I totally know what it’s like to be a Jew in the Holocaust now.
Florin Iordache
Kenny: Mmmmf mmmf mmmmmf mmmmmmm mmmmf mmmmf mmmmmmmmf mmmf.
Stan: Totally, dude.
Kyle: Good point, man.
Sebastian Honciuc
Chef’s dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes…
Chef’s mom: Oh it was so scary!
Chef’s dad: And I yelled, I said “What do you want from us monster?!”
And the monster bent down and said “I need about treefiddy.” [silent pause]
Kyle: What’s treefiddy?
Chef’s dad: Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef’s mom: Treefiddy.
Mihail Rogojan
„SCREW YOU GUYS! I’m going home.”
Ungureanu Alexandru
Randy:What have you done?You maniacs!
marvas
Making a deposit, are we? Greeeat. We can just put that into your retirement account and make it go to work for you aaaaand it’s gone.
Robert
Eric Cartman: „Screw you guys! I’m going home!”
TaikoKaira
Cartman: Stan, don’t you know the first law of physics?
Anything that’s fun costs at least $8.
TaikoKaira
$8.
TaikoKaira
8 dollars.
Tiberiu
„What kind of person would do this ?
Only one kind , whoever this person is has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day the past year and a half. Gentlemen we are dealing with someone who has no life .
How do we kill that which hasno life ? „
Dinu Alexandra
No kitty, this is my pot-pie!
LimboWalker
Eric Cartman: „Could we at least pull up here and get some dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined after I’ve been FUCKED.” Gets me every time! :))
Iovanica Sebastian
Cartman: Respect my authoritah!
Badea Ioan Alexandru
“Crème fraîche, Cafeteria Fraîche. Lalalalala fraîche. Ho ho hohoho.”
Vel
W-wow, what a t-terrific audience.
Bogdan
„Shut up, Mimsyyy!”
Macovei Constantin Alexandru
I’m not fat, I’m festively plump!
Codrin Vlad
Rednecks:”They took our jobs!”
Robert Craciun
Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Iosif Lengyel
„I’m not fat i’m big boned.”
Dan
Cartman: Alright Butters, looks like we haaave 2.- wow, 2.4 inches. Really nice, Butters.
Butters: I’m hung like a horse!
Tiberiu
„How would you like to suck my ballz”
Alexandra Serban
Cartman: „Don’t call me fat, you fucking jew!”
Mr. Garrison: „Eric, did you just say the F word?”
Cartman: „What, jew?”
Mihai
Cartman : Well I’ve been lickin’ this carpet for 3 whole hours and i don’t feel like a lesbian.
Mircea
Would you mind loaning your lipstick mom? Because i want to look pretty the next time you decide to f..k me!
Andrada
„Goddamnit!”
Vasile C
“Respect ma’ authoritaaah!”
Geirge
Cartman : Fuck you mom!
Andrei
They took ‘r jobs ! :))
Ragalie Octavian-Paul
„mph fhm mpphrrm mmph mph mfm mfmph mmpp phm mph” – Kenny McCormick 😀
Ionut
Cartman: I’m not fat, I’m big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno’s chin is big-boned. You are a big fat ass.
Buta cosmin
I am socializing, r-tard. I’m logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world, and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.
Ciociu Bogdan
„Screw you guys, I’m going home” sau „Kayle, you fuckin jew” „Cartman! You fucking fat ass” . Just to name a few.
Marius
(Mysterion)Kenny McCormick , ( The Coon)Eric Cartman, (Dr. Chaos)Butters Stotch.
Alina
Wendy: Are you just an asshole?
Butters: Well, no. I’ve got arms and legs. I’ve got everything.
Paul Gasca
Respect my authoritah!
DjSpeedo
Kyle, Cartman, Butters. „Screw you guys! I’m gling home.”
Gratian - Stefan Grigore
I’ve lost almost ten pounds now. You see what I mean? I totally know what it’s like to be a Jew in the Holocaust now.
Victor Marcoianu
Well, I’ve been licking this carpet for three whole hours and I don’t feel like a lesbian.
Razvan Serban
Cartman: OK, that’s enough fat-ass jokes for this week.
Stefan
Chef: Haven’t you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
General: I don’t listen to hip-hop.
Doru T
OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!!
Alex Boldea
„that’s what I do, because I’m a buddhist” – dumnezeu cand ii dadea sfaturi lui satan despre relatia lui cu saddam hussein.
Dragos Copadineanu
THEY DERK OUR JERBS!
Sorin
Always bring a towel!
Sebastian
Cartman : I’m not fat , i’m big boned !
joonior_bmf
I’m not just sure, I’m HIV-positive
Alin-Stefan Valcaneantu
Old but old „Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck”
Alin-Stefan Valcaneantu
GOLD*
Laur
Chef: I’m gonna make love to you woman, gonna lay you down by the fiyaaah!
Mlkael
screw you guys i’m going home
Rat Dan
Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
You bastards!
Micu Valentin
Cartman: I’m not fat, I’m big-boned,asta e chiar buna 🙂
Adrian
Don’t you know the first law of physics? Everything fun costs at least eight dollars.
Andrei
How do you kill that which has no life ? 🙁
Shai Hulud
„I made you eat your parents! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!”
Poiană Paul Alexandru
„Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.” – Satan
Dan Palade
Butters: Yeah and I am sad. But at the same time I’m really happy that something can make me feel that sad. It makes me feel alive ya know? It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I’m feeling is a beautiful sadness.. I guess that sounds stupid..
Ivascu Andreea
(Mysterion)Kenny McCormick , ( The Coon)Eric Cartman, (Dr. Chaos)Butters Stotch.
Mihai
Screw you guys, I’m going home!!!!
Adrian
Mr. Garrison: Don’t lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.
Gabriel
My name is Classi. With an „i”. And a little dick hanging from the „C” that fucks the „l” out of the „a” „s” „s”.
Andrei Baku
Screw you guys, i’m going home
Cristian
I thought this was America, isn’t this America?
Dan Puscaru
„It’s simple economics, son. I don’t understand it at all, but, God I love it.”
Sebastian
OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!!
Madalin
Cartman: I’m not fat, I’m big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno’s chin is big-boned. You are a big fat ass.
Madalin
Your wiener, my balls, they’re all public domain.
Cartman
Marius M.
Cartman: You will respect my authoritah!
Ciprian Reghina
Kenny e Mysterion, Eric Cartman e The Coon si Butters e Dr. Chaos
vladalexvraja
Satan:Saddam. But….. I killed you!
Saddam:Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit?
DarkBlaze
Handle it? For two billion dollars i could handle my ghrandpas balls dude.
Mihai P.
“I need about treefiddy.”
Batranu
Screw you guys, i’m going home!
Gabriel Girghescu
„Howdy Ho!” – Mr. Hanky
Vlad Darius
„They killed Kenny.You bastards!”-Kyle
Sandu
Cartman: Jews can’t be Paladins.
Andrei
cartman: mom, kitty’s been a dildo
mom: well then, i know a certain kitty kitty who’s sleeping with mommy tonight
cartman: what???
Militaru Ionut
They took our jobs.
Cornel
Cartman: ”Respect my authoritah…!”
Alexandru Mladen
Weeeeeeeeeellll
Kyle’s mom’s a bitch, she’s a big fat bitch,
She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She’s a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Bidianu Dan Valentin
‘You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!’ – Mr. Garrison
Marius Mihai Ciubucciu
Classicul:
– „They killed Kenny!”
– „You bastards!”
ExTheos
Jews can’t be palladins.
Eduard
Eric, did you just say the F word 😉
George Andrei
Oh, I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Actually, what I said was „grabs a fucking megaphone” HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR GARRISON???
Tudor Ancu
Sucky Sucky 5 Dolla!?
Marian
They took our jobs!!!
Armand
„How do I reeeach these kids?”
Morrick
Stan: You don’t even know anything about Christianity!
Cartman: I know enough to exploit it.
Mariua
I am not fat, I am just big bones!
Andrei Catalin Frincu
Omg, they killed Kenny!
Dacian
Oh, I’m sorry. I thought this was America.
AlexD
But Mooooommmmmmmmmmm !!! (Cartman girlie voice) :))
Săcăleanu Ionuț Andrei
-They killed Kenny!
-You bastards!
Bogdan
Sucky , Sucky 5 dollah !
Solovastru Ioan
„How would you feel, if someone came into your home, m’kay? And pulled down their pants, and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom’s face?”
Cristi
Nyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah!
B. Cosmin
Cartman: Mom, bathroom.
Cartman’s mom: What hun?
Cartman: Bathroom! bathroom!
South Park – Make Love, Not Warcraft
Cristi Popescu
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls Mr. Garrison?
Emil
-They killed Kenny!
-You bastards!
Tanase Traian
„Screw you guys I’m going home”
Andrei Popescu
If dolphins are so smart, why do they get caught in those fishing nets all the time?
Stefan Iarca
Cartman (while dreaming): Hippies – hippies everywhere! They wanna save the Earth but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad!
Cosmin M
Screw you guys, I’m going home
Marc
„Well, I’ve been licking this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don’t feel like a lesbian” Cartman FTW
Alex Lightning
„Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?”
Radu R.
Cartman: I’ll make you eat your parents.
cosmin.andrei.popescu
„Oh my God! They killed Kenny!”
Alex
Shut your fucking face uncle Fucka
You’re a cock sucking ass
licking uncle Fuckaaaaa! (:
Robert
„I’m not fat, I just got a sweet hockey body.”
Irina Ioana
“Mom — kitty is being a dildo.”
“I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.”
Mihai Cosmin
„Mmmmkay”
Irina A
Chef: You know what they say: You can’t teach a gay dog straight tricks.
Agheorghiesei Adrian
Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, i’d be like, hey! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Mircea
„Let the girls stay, Romania is gay”
Alex F
What would Brian Boitano do???
Nicu
Ginger kids have no souls.
G.Iulian
Tweek: „But what if I’m trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?”
Cristian Cosmin
Yo guys!come on, that’s not cute.You shouldn’t rip on it because she’s fat, you should rip on it because she’s ugly/
Popescu Cristi
you like that shitti titti jelly belly?
Enache Radu
Mysterion e Kenny, The Coon e Cartman iar Chaos este Butters
Enache Radu
Legat de replica:
,, Bastards, they killed Kenny !!! „
niros.bssmith
Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty’s ass, and I’ll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Stan: Jesus, Cartman.
Cartman: Well, I’m just sayn’, man, seriously, don’t mess with kitty, man
Matei Radu
“If you want to find some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first”-Cartman
Emanuel Miclaus
„God damit”
VladX
„Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?”
Mihai Teodor
„I’m sorry, I thought this was America!”
Marius
Sucky Sucky 5 Dolla!?
Marinela
„Shut your fucking face uncle Fucka”
Stoian Alexandru
Coon and frinds