CONCURS SOUTH PARK THE FRACTURED BUT WHOLE

Update:

Random.org a decis numerele câștigătoare:

37, 123, 135.

Comentatorii câștigători vor fi contactați pe mail în cel mai scurt timp.

 

După cum știți, tocmai ce s-a lansat South Park: The Fractured But Whole. După un pic de agitație creată în culisele NIVELUL2, din care Marco a ieșit câștigător și a devenit iresponsabilul cu review-ul, era să iasă iar un ditamai scandalul când am aflat următoarea veste:

În virtutea mărinimiei prietenilor noștri GameShop.ro și Ubisoft, NIVELUL2, sursa voastră preferată de informații legate de jocuri, vă oferă oportunitatea de a elucida trei dintre cele mai obscure mistere din universul South Park. Cine este Mysterion?

Cine se ascunde în spatele măștii lui The Coon?

Și, cel mai important, cine este geniul malefic niciodată pedepsit de către părinți care execută planuri diabolice sub numele de Professor Chaos?

 

Tot ce trebuie să faceți pentru a elucida unul dintre aceste mistere este să lăsați un comentariu la acest articol, pe site, cu replica preferată din serialul South Park. Trei cititori norocoși desemnați de site-ul Random.org vor fi răsplătiți cu câte una dintre figurinele Dr. Chaos, Mysterion și The Coon.

Respect our authoritah, participați la concurs!

Și noi care credeam că figurinele sunt pentru noi… Norocoșilor!

Extragerea va avea loc duminică, 22.10.2017.

P.S. Ați înțeles, sper, că trebuie să comentați cu adrese de mail valide 🙂

153 Comentarii

  • Cristi
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:17 pm 0Likes

    Well, Kyle’s Mom’s a bitch, she’s a big fat bitch,
    she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
    she’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
    she’s a bitch to all the boys and girls.

    On Monday she’s a bitch, on Tuesday she’s a bitch,
    and Wednesday to Saturday she’s a bitch,
    then on Sunday just to be different she’s a
    super King Kamehameha beotch!

    Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s Mom,
    she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
    she’s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
    she’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch,

  • aurel
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:18 pm 0Likes

    Mr. Garrison: „You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!”

  • Mihai41
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:18 pm 0Likes

    Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America!

  • Dutulescu Remus
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:24 pm 0Likes

    Randy: Waghh! I don’t have any more change! [makes his way through the crowd of bums] Nooo! I don’t have any change! I don’t have any chaaange! [disappears under the sea of homeless people]

  • Frizzy
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:30 pm 0Likes

    Screw you guys, I’m going home!

  • Catalin
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:35 pm 0Likes

    Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! – classic
    …bine, preferata mea e legendara balada a domnitei din Stoneberry Hollow.

  • Coste Lucian
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:36 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: „wer musste der juden ausrotten”

  • ZalanMester
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:37 pm 0Likes

    „Kyle’s Mom’s a bitch, she’s a big fat bitch,
    she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world”

  • Robert
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:38 pm 0Likes

    Prima replica pe care am vazut-o pe youtube: „How would you like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison?”
    Desi aceea e tehnic vorbind din film, asa ca din serial as alege o replica din primul episod: „Mom! Kitty’s being a dildo!”

  • Alex Popovici
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:40 pm 0Likes

    „We didn’t listen!!!”

  • vasir
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:41 pm 0Likes

    „They Terk our JerbS!”

  • Cristian Cojoc
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:43 pm 0Likes

    „screw you guys i’m going home”

  • Sandu Razvan Mihaita
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:44 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: Why don’t we all sing, „Kyle’s Mom is a Stupid Bitch” in D-minor? (red2rose2003@yahoo.com)

  • Ionita Robert
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:45 pm 0Likes

    OMG They Kill Kenny!!! You Bastards!

  • Comygaming
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:45 pm 0Likes

    I’m not fat, I’m festively plump.

  • Bogdan Trofin
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:46 pm 0Likes

    1. Kenny McCormick
    2. Eric Cartman
    3. Butters Stotch

    „Screw you guys, I’m gooing hoome!”

  • Octav
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:46 pm 0Likes

    Whassup? Whassup? Crapped on your desk, dawg. What’s up with that?

  • Miler Cristian
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:47 pm 0Likes

    OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS!

  • Stefan
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:47 pm 0Likes

    Cartman:WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!

  • Rogojan Mihail-Alexandru
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:47 pm 0Likes

    Mysterion este Kenny McCormick, The Coon este Eric Cartman si Dr. Chaos este Leopold „Butters” Stotch.

  • Puscasu Vlad
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:48 pm 0Likes

    „Screw you guys, I’m going home !” – Cartman

  • Abnaxus
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:48 pm 0Likes

    Eric Cartman
    I’ve lost almost ten pounds now. You see what I mean? I totally know what it’s like to be a Jew in the Holocaust now.

  • Florin Iordache
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:48 pm 0Likes

    Kenny: Mmmmf mmmf mmmmmf mmmmmmm mmmmf mmmmf mmmmmmmmf mmmf.
    Stan: Totally, dude.
    Kyle: Good point, man.

  • Sebastian Honciuc
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:49 pm 0Likes

    Chef’s dad: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes…
    Chef’s mom: Oh it was so scary!
    Chef’s dad: And I yelled, I said “What do you want from us monster?!”
    And the monster bent down and said “I need about treefiddy.” [silent pause]
    Kyle: What’s treefiddy?
    Chef’s dad: Three dollars and fifty cents.
    Chef’s mom: Treefiddy.

  • Mihail Rogojan
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:51 pm 0Likes

    „SCREW YOU GUYS! I’m going home.”

  • Ungureanu Alexandru
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:52 pm 0Likes

    Randy:What have you done?You maniacs!

  • marvas
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:53 pm 0Likes

    Making a deposit, are we? Greeeat. We can just put that into your retirement account and make it go to work for you aaaaand it’s gone.

  • Robert
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:53 pm 0Likes

    Eric Cartman: „Screw you guys! I’m going home!”

  • TaikoKaira
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:53 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: Stan, don’t you know the first law of physics?
    Anything that’s fun costs at least $8.

    • TaikoKaira
      Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:28 pm 0Likes

      $8.

    • TaikoKaira
      Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:28 pm 0Likes

      8 dollars.

  • Tiberiu
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:55 pm 0Likes

    „What kind of person would do this ?
    Only one kind , whoever this person is has played World of Warcraft nearly every hour of every day the past year and a half. Gentlemen we are dealing with someone who has no life .
    How do we kill that which hasno life ? „

  • Dinu Alexandra
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:58 pm 0Likes

    No kitty, this is my pot-pie!

  • LimboWalker
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 5:59 pm 0Likes

    Eric Cartman: „Could we at least pull up here and get some dinner? Because I like to be wined and dined after I’ve been FUCKED.” Gets me every time! :))

  • Iovanica Sebastian
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:03 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: Respect my authoritah!

  • Badea Ioan Alexandru
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:04 pm 0Likes

    “Crème fraîche, Cafeteria Fraîche. Lalalalala fraîche. Ho ho hohoho.”

  • Vel
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:04 pm 0Likes

    W-wow, what a t-terrific audience.

  • Bogdan
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:05 pm 0Likes

    „Shut up, Mimsyyy!”

  • Macovei Constantin Alexandru
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:06 pm 0Likes

    I’m not fat, I’m festively plump!

  • Codrin Vlad
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:08 pm 0Likes

    Rednecks:”They took our jobs!”

  • Robert Craciun
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:10 pm 0Likes

    Oh my god! They killed Kenny!

  • Iosif Lengyel
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:13 pm 0Likes

    „I’m not fat i’m big boned.”

  • Dan
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:14 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: Alright Butters, looks like we haaave 2.- wow, 2.4 inches. Really nice, Butters.
    Butters: I’m hung like a horse!

  • Tiberiu
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:14 pm 0Likes

    „How would you like to suck my ballz”

  • Alexandra Serban
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:16 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: „Don’t call me fat, you fucking jew!”
    Mr. Garrison: „Eric, did you just say the F word?”
    Cartman: „What, jew?”

  • Mihai
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:16 pm 0Likes

    Cartman : Well I’ve been lickin’ this carpet for 3 whole hours and i don’t feel like a lesbian.

  • Mircea
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:17 pm 0Likes

    Would you mind loaning your lipstick mom? Because i want to look pretty the next time you decide to f..k me!

  • Andrada
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:18 pm 0Likes

    „Goddamnit!”

  • Vasile C
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:19 pm 0Likes

    “Respect ma’ authoritaaah!”

  • Geirge
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:23 pm 0Likes

    Cartman : Fuck you mom!

  • Andrei
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:28 pm 0Likes

    They took ‘r jobs ! :))

  • Ragalie Octavian-Paul
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:29 pm 0Likes

    „mph fhm mpphrrm mmph mph mfm mfmph mmpp phm mph” – Kenny McCormick 😀

  • Ionut
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:30 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: I’m not fat, I’m big-boned.
    Stan: No, Jay Leno’s chin is big-boned. You are a big fat ass.

  • Buta cosmin
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:30 pm 0Likes

    I am socializing, r-tard. I’m logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world, and getting XP with my party using TeamSpeak.

    • Ciociu Bogdan
      Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:45 pm 0Likes

      „Screw you guys, I’m going home” sau „Kayle, you fuckin jew” „Cartman! You fucking fat ass” . Just to name a few.

  • Marius
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:32 pm 0Likes

    (Mysterion)Kenny McCormick , ( The Coon)Eric Cartman, (Dr. Chaos)Butters Stotch.

  • Alina
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:42 pm 0Likes

    Wendy: Are you just an asshole?
    Butters: Well, no. I’ve got arms and legs. I’ve got everything.

  • Paul Gasca
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:49 pm 0Likes

    Respect my authoritah!

  • DjSpeedo
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:49 pm 0Likes

    Kyle, Cartman, Butters. „Screw you guys! I’m gling home.”

  • Gratian - Stefan Grigore
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:50 pm 0Likes

    I’ve lost almost ten pounds now. You see what I mean? I totally know what it’s like to be a Jew in the Holocaust now.

  • Victor Marcoianu
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:51 pm 0Likes

    Well, I’ve been licking this carpet for three whole hours and I don’t feel like a lesbian.

  • Razvan Serban
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:51 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: OK, that’s enough fat-ass jokes for this week.

  • Stefan
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:55 pm 0Likes

    Chef: Haven’t you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?
    General: I don’t listen to hip-hop.

  • Doru T
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:56 pm 0Likes

    OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!!

  • Alex Boldea
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 6:58 pm 0Likes

    „that’s what I do, because I’m a buddhist” – dumnezeu cand ii dadea sfaturi lui satan despre relatia lui cu saddam hussein.

  • Dragos Copadineanu
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:02 pm 0Likes

    THEY DERK OUR JERBS!

  • Sorin
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:05 pm 0Likes

    Always bring a towel!

  • Sebastian
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:10 pm 0Likes

    Cartman : I’m not fat , i’m big boned !

  • joonior_bmf
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:11 pm 0Likes

    I’m not just sure, I’m HIV-positive

  • Alin-Stefan Valcaneantu
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:19 pm 0Likes

    Old but old „Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck”

    • Alin-Stefan Valcaneantu
      Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:20 pm 0Likes

      GOLD*

  • Laur
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:21 pm 0Likes

    Chef: I’m gonna make love to you woman, gonna lay you down by the fiyaaah!

  • Mlkael
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:23 pm 0Likes

    screw you guys i’m going home

  • Rat Dan
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:26 pm 0Likes

    Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
    You bastards!

  • Micu Valentin
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:28 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: I’m not fat, I’m big-boned,asta e chiar buna 🙂

  • Adrian
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:29 pm 0Likes

    Don’t you know the first law of physics? Everything fun costs at least eight dollars.

  • Andrei
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:43 pm 0Likes

    How do you kill that which has no life ? 🙁

  • Shai Hulud
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:50 pm 0Likes

    „I made you eat your parents! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!”

  • Poiană Paul Alexandru
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 7:54 pm 0Likes

    „Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.” – Satan

  • Dan Palade
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 8:00 pm 0Likes

    Butters: Yeah and I am sad. But at the same time I’m really happy that something can make me feel that sad. It makes me feel alive ya know? It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I’m feeling is a beautiful sadness.. I guess that sounds stupid..

  • Ivascu Andreea
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 8:06 pm 0Likes

    (Mysterion)Kenny McCormick , ( The Coon)Eric Cartman, (Dr. Chaos)Butters Stotch.

  • Mihai
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 8:06 pm 0Likes

    Screw you guys, I’m going home!!!!

  • Adrian
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 8:11 pm 0Likes

    Mr. Garrison: Don’t lie, Stan. Lying makes you sterile.

  • Gabriel
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 8:12 pm 0Likes

    My name is Classi. With an „i”. And a little dick hanging from the „C” that fucks the „l” out of the „a” „s” „s”.

  • Andrei Baku
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 8:15 pm 0Likes

    Screw you guys, i’m going home

  • Cristian
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 8:28 pm 0Likes

    I thought this was America, isn’t this America?

  • Dan Puscaru
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 8:39 pm 0Likes

    „It’s simple economics, son. I don’t understand it at all, but, God I love it.”

  • Sebastian
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 8:41 pm 0Likes

    OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!!

  • Madalin
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 8:54 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: I’m not fat, I’m big-boned.
    Stan: No, Jay Leno’s chin is big-boned. You are a big fat ass.

  • Madalin
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 8:57 pm 0Likes

    Your wiener, my balls, they’re all public domain.

    Cartman

  • Marius M.
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 8:58 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: You will respect my authoritah!

  • Ciprian Reghina
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 9:22 pm 0Likes

    Kenny e Mysterion, Eric Cartman e The Coon si Butters e Dr. Chaos

  • vladalexvraja
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 9:24 pm 0Likes

    Satan:Saddam. But….. I killed you!
    Saddam:Well where was I supposed to go, Detroit?

  • DarkBlaze
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 9:26 pm 0Likes

    Handle it? For two billion dollars i could handle my ghrandpas balls dude.

  • Mihai P.
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 9:29 pm 0Likes

    “I need about treefiddy.”

  • Batranu
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 9:30 pm 0Likes

    Screw you guys, i’m going home!

  • Gabriel Girghescu
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 9:37 pm 0Likes

    „Howdy Ho!” – Mr. Hanky

  • Vlad Darius
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 9:40 pm 0Likes

    „They killed Kenny.You bastards!”-Kyle

  • Sandu
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 9:47 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: Jews can’t be Paladins.

  • Andrei
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 9:49 pm 0Likes

    cartman: mom, kitty’s been a dildo
    mom: well then, i know a certain kitty kitty who’s sleeping with mommy tonight
    cartman: what???

  • Militaru Ionut
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 9:56 pm 0Likes

    They took our jobs.

  • Cornel
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 10:18 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: ”Respect my authoritah…!”

  • Alexandru Mladen
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 10:23 pm 0Likes

    Weeeeeeeeeellll
    Kyle’s mom’s a bitch, she’s a big fat bitch,
    She’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
    She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
    She’s a bitch to all the boys and girls.

  • Bidianu Dan Valentin
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 10:32 pm 0Likes

    ‘You go to hell. You go to hell and you die!’ – Mr. Garrison

  • Marius Mihai Ciubucciu
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 10:37 pm 0Likes

    Classicul:
    – „They killed Kenny!”
    – „You bastards!”

  • ExTheos
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 10:46 pm 0Likes

    Jews can’t be palladins.

  • Eduard
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 11:11 pm 0Likes

    Eric, did you just say the F word 😉

  • George Andrei
    Publicat octombrie 19, 2017 11:54 pm 0Likes

    Oh, I’m sorry, I’m sorry! Actually, what I said was „grabs a fucking megaphone” HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS MR GARRISON???

  • Tudor Ancu
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 12:13 am 0Likes

    Sucky Sucky 5 Dolla!?

  • Marian
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 12:23 am 0Likes

    They took our jobs!!!

  • Armand
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 12:24 am 0Likes

    „How do I reeeach these kids?”

  • Morrick
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 3:15 am 0Likes

    Stan: You don’t even know anything about Christianity!
    Cartman: I know enough to exploit it.

  • Mariua
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 7:17 am 0Likes

    I am not fat, I am just big bones!

  • Andrei Catalin Frincu
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 7:25 am 0Likes

    Omg, they killed Kenny!

  • Dacian
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 7:31 am 0Likes

    Oh, I’m sorry. I thought this was America.

  • AlexD
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 8:00 am 0Likes

    But Mooooommmmmmmmmmm !!! (Cartman girlie voice) :))

  • Săcăleanu Ionuț Andrei
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 8:01 am 0Likes

    -They killed Kenny!
    -You bastards!

  • Bogdan
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 8:41 am 0Likes

    Sucky , Sucky 5 dollah !

  • Solovastru Ioan
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 9:12 am 0Likes

    „How would you feel, if someone came into your home, m’kay? And pulled down their pants, and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom’s face?”

  • Cristi
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 9:29 am 0Likes

    Nyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents! Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah!

  • B. Cosmin
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 9:54 am 0Likes

    Cartman: Mom, bathroom.
    Cartman’s mom: What hun?
    Cartman: Bathroom! bathroom!
    South Park – Make Love, Not Warcraft

  • Cristi Popescu
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 9:57 am 0Likes

    Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls Mr. Garrison?

  • Emil
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 10:08 am 0Likes

    -They killed Kenny!
    -You bastards!

  • Tanase Traian
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 10:33 am 0Likes

    „Screw you guys I’m going home”

  • Andrei Popescu
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 10:38 am 0Likes

    If dolphins are so smart, why do they get caught in those fishing nets all the time?

  • Stefan Iarca
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 11:13 am 0Likes

    Cartman (while dreaming): Hippies – hippies everywhere! They wanna save the Earth but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad!

  • Cosmin M
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 11:21 am 0Likes

    Screw you guys, I’m going home

  • Marc
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 11:27 am 0Likes

    „Well, I’ve been licking this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don’t feel like a lesbian” Cartman FTW

  • Alex Lightning
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 1:37 pm 0Likes

    „Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?”

  • Radu R.
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 3:00 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: I’ll make you eat your parents.

  • cosmin.andrei.popescu
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 4:01 pm 0Likes

    „Oh my God! They killed Kenny!”

  • Alex
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 5:25 pm 0Likes

    Shut your fucking face uncle Fucka
    You’re a cock sucking ass
    licking uncle Fuckaaaaa! (:

  • Robert
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 6:55 pm 0Likes

    „I’m not fat, I just got a sweet hockey body.”

  • Irina Ioana
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 6:58 pm 0Likes

    “Mom — kitty is being a dildo.”
    “I know a special little kitty that’s sleeping with mommy tonight.”

  • Mihai Cosmin
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 7:12 pm 0Likes

    „Mmmmkay”

  • Irina A
    Publicat octombrie 20, 2017 11:03 pm 0Likes

    Chef: You know what they say: You can’t teach a gay dog straight tricks.

  • Agheorghiesei Adrian
    Publicat octombrie 21, 2017 3:15 am 0Likes

    Cartman: I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, i’d be like, hey! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

  • Mircea
    Publicat octombrie 21, 2017 7:39 am 0Likes

    „Let the girls stay, Romania is gay”

  • Alex F
    Publicat octombrie 21, 2017 9:26 am 0Likes

    What would Brian Boitano do???

  • Nicu
    Publicat octombrie 21, 2017 5:04 pm 0Likes

    Ginger kids have no souls.

  • G.Iulian
    Publicat octombrie 21, 2017 6:55 pm 0Likes

    Tweek: „But what if I’m trying to put on the nose, the snowman comes alive and tries to kill me?”

  • Cristian Cosmin
    Publicat octombrie 22, 2017 1:21 am 0Likes

    Yo guys!come on, that’s not cute.You shouldn’t rip on it because she’s fat, you should rip on it because she’s ugly/

  • Popescu Cristi
    Publicat octombrie 22, 2017 1:24 am 0Likes

    you like that shitti titti jelly belly?

  • Enache Radu
    Publicat octombrie 22, 2017 11:42 am 0Likes

    Mysterion e Kenny, The Coon e Cartman iar Chaos este Butters

    • Enache Radu
      Publicat octombrie 22, 2017 11:44 am 0Likes

      Legat de replica:

      ,, Bastards, they killed Kenny !!! „

  • niros.bssmith
    Publicat octombrie 22, 2017 12:06 pm 0Likes

    Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty’s ass, and I’ll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.

    Stan: Jesus, Cartman.

    Cartman: Well, I’m just sayn’, man, seriously, don’t mess with kitty, man

  • Matei Radu
    Publicat octombrie 22, 2017 12:23 pm 0Likes

    “If you want to find some quality friends, you gotta wade through all the dicks first”-Cartman

  • Emanuel Miclaus
    Publicat octombrie 22, 2017 2:28 pm 0Likes

    „God damit”

  • VladX
    Publicat octombrie 22, 2017 3:12 pm 0Likes

    „Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?”

  • Mihai Teodor
    Publicat octombrie 22, 2017 3:41 pm 0Likes

    „I’m sorry, I thought this was America!”

  • Marius
    Publicat octombrie 22, 2017 5:01 pm 0Likes

    Sucky Sucky 5 Dolla!?

  • Marinela
    Publicat octombrie 22, 2017 7:51 pm 0Likes

    „Shut your fucking face uncle Fucka”

  • Stoian Alexandru
    Publicat octombrie 22, 2017 9:15 pm 0Likes

    Coon and frinds

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